I was asked to take a short survey today. For some odd reason, I said "yes". On the survey I was asked how many children I had between the ages of 0-4, 5-8, 9-12 and 13-17. That would be 0, 0, 0 and 0. A big, fat round zero. That just doesn't seem fair now does it? I am still the mother of four children. They may not be living in my house but, I AM STILL THEIR MOTHER. (Sorry for the caps, I'm just slightly passionate about this.) I fed them, changed them, bathed them, cared for them when they were sick, kissed their boo-boos and, I loved them. I washed their clothes, cleaned their rooms, replaced tiny little teeth under their pillows with money, helped them with 13 different science projects and, I loved them. I attended concerts, football games, plays, debates, cross country meets, karate demonstrations and, I loved them. I took them to school, shopping, the movies, their grandparents, the doctor, the dentist, the orthodontist, the Department of Motor Vehicles and, I loved them. I watched them go to proms in tuxes and long dresses, walked down the aisle in caps and gowns, leave for college with suit cases full of clean clothes, come home with bags full of dirty laundry and, I love them. I always will. So to all of you survey makers out there, I am the mother of four children. Please figure out a way to allow that to count. Thank you.